Glen Campbell: Mary! Mary, get in here!

Mary: Yes Mr. Cabpbell?

GC: Did you have a stroke or something? What the hell is this gibberish on my calendar?

Mary: It’s a music video sir.

GC: I don’t remember signing off on any bullshit music video with… Rafeekey and… Spaz… whatever, no.  No, I’m not doing this.  Call them and cancel.

Mary: But Mr. Campbell, you’ve already confirmed and…

GC: And this Ricky Dazzle wants to use my Rhinestone Cowboy too? What am I now, a Vagas act?

Mary: Sir, if you just…

GC: Did Brian Wilson put you up to this?

Mary: No sir. But…

GC: I mean, someone like me singing a Green Day song is a good chuckle but why the hell should I be trodding out one of MY best hits to these jackasses?

Mary: SIR!

GC: What?

Mary: If you would just look at the production schedule I attached to the calendar, I think it would explain.

GC: Alright, alright. I’m sorry Mary. I’ll just take a look at… woah. There’s a lot of headshots from girls in this.

Mary: Yes sir, that’s what was discussed in the December meeting.

GC: …whole lotta girls… Guess it would only be fair to give these Rikki Tikki Tavi guys a fair chance. Are my things ready?

Mary: Yes sir.

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